In this class, babies are put into little floatation rings and play
with toys while their mommies get a work out. Its a super cute class,
sometimes too cute, but I like it.
Today though, just before class I bumped into a father who attended
my Hypnosis for Childbirth class with his wife. He let me know they had
a wonderful, easy homebirth just as they had planed and then he asked
me how MY pregnancy was going. WHAATT?? news to me!!
I was kinda stunned silent and really had no Idea what to say other then,
"Nope, no baby yet!" with a fake smile.....like I really truly believed it
would be any day now!
He really was quite confused, he looked me up and down and
said "oh, ah..um....I thought I heard through the grapevine that you
were expecting!". Yeah right! I could see the sweat beginning to bead
on his temples! In a desperate attempt to allay this situation and put
him out of his misery, I made up this whole elaborate story about
my boss getting wind that my husband and I were going to START
trying soon, so thats what he must of heard "through the grapevine".
I thought that was better then:
"oh no, no, I am not pregnant, I have been trying and trying but can't seem
to get it right. What you see there is 10+ extra pounds of fat because
I'm too scared to exercise and knock a potential embryo off my uterine